Tag Archives: WOMEN

OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW!

Posted on Jan 1, 2013 by Granny

So it’s the first day of a squeaky clean new year! Without making resolutions I can’t keep, I am going to spend the next 5 days eating all the crap out of my house. This is so that when I … Continue reading →

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KEEP CALM AND MARRY ON

Posted on May 16, 2012 by Granny

Three days to go before I get married for the third time. I know “you must be mad” I hear you cry! This time I know it will be good. I know this man better than I know my own … Continue reading →

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POST CHRISTMAS REFLECTION

Posted on Jan 5, 2012 by Granny

As we are coming up to twelfth night…….I thought I’d reflect on the last couple of weeks and share my thoughts with you all…sing along if you feel the urge! On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent … Continue reading →

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WELCOME TO THE FAN CLUB

Posted on Sep 26, 2011 by Granny

As readers of this blog will be aware, I am going through the madness that is menopause. “Nothing wrong with that, perfectly normal”, I hear you say. Well let me tell you right now…normal it is not! To give future … Continue reading →

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A TALE OF TWO TITTIES

Posted on Jun 18, 2011 by Granny

      At the risk of embarrassing my family…I would like to discuss TITS! AKA Melons, Bazookas, Boobs, Breasts, Bitty, Bosoms and a raft of other colloquial nicknames. Men and I suppose some women, seem to love them and … Continue reading →

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OH NO IT’S BARRY BEECH

Posted on Mar 23, 2011 by Granny

Barry could not understand why people didn’t like him? Even his own Mother didn’t like him! After all, who would be so cruel as to name their only son after a South Wales seaside town? Thank fully his Mother wasn’t … Continue reading →

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FIGHT OR FLIGHT

Posted on Mar 4, 2011 by Granny

The door banged loudly as it was slammed shut and Laura breathed a sigh of relief as she watched him walk to his car. She gazed into the mirror at the bruise on her cheek, the exact same shape as … Continue reading →

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A FUNNY OLD YEAR!

Posted on Dec 29, 2010 by Granny

As the year comes to a close and the last few pine needles drop from my already very bald Norwegian Spruce. I am trying hard to eat the last of the After Eights, Mince Pies and Curly sausage rolls and … Continue reading →

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STUFFED – or so it seems!

Posted on Dec 24, 2010 by Granny

Shopping takes on a whole new meaning at Christmas time. It seems that no amount of snow, ice or slush can stop feisty housewives from over spending, stocking up or shopping until they are dropping! I live on a bus … Continue reading →

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SHOW SO FAR? ….RUBBISH!

Posted on Oct 1, 2010 by Granny

I must be getting sad in my old age, either that or less willing to take the inordinate amount of bullshit that gets thrown at us/me! For example, recently we have been offered wheelie bins for our recycling, what’s wrong … Continue reading →

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