Tag Archives: WOMEN

OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW!

So it’s the first day of a squeaky clean new year! Without making resolutions I can’t keep, I am going to spend the next 5 days eating all the crap out of my house. This is so that when I … Continue reading

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KEEP CALM AND MARRY ON

Three days to go before I get married for the third time. I know “you must be mad” I hear you cry! This time I know it will be good. I know this man better than I know my own … Continue reading

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POST CHRISTMAS REFLECTION

As we are coming up to twelfth night…….I thought I’d reflect on the last couple of weeks and share my thoughts with you all…sing along if you feel the urge! On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent … Continue reading

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WELCOME TO THE FAN CLUB

As readers of this blog will be aware, I am going through the madness that is menopause. “Nothing wrong with that, perfectly normal”, I hear you say. Well let me tell you right now…normal it is not! To give future … Continue reading

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A TALE OF TWO TITTIES

      At the risk of embarrassing my family…I would like to discuss TITS! AKA Melons, Bazookas, Boobs, Breasts, Bitty, Bosoms and a raft of other colloquial nicknames. Men and I suppose some women, seem to love them and … Continue reading

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OH NO IT’S BARRY BEECH

Barry could not understand why people didn’t like him? Even his own Mother didn’t like him! After all, who would be so cruel as to name their only son after a South Wales seaside town? Thank fully his Mother wasn’t … Continue reading

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FIGHT OR FLIGHT

The door banged loudly as it was slammed shut and Laura breathed a sigh of relief as she watched him walk to his car. She gazed into the mirror at the bruise on her cheek, the exact same shape as … Continue reading

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